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Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady 
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Why don't you just let me in. 

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I know you're scared of disease 
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But let's pretend it's the eighties 
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I wanna go skin to skin. 

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Haven't you heard about a thing called love? 
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Goes usually free to guys like me 
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From girls like you. 

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Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady 
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I'm not gonna wear one of those. 

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See I've got poor circulation 
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And now i'm thinking that maybe 
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It'll cut off the blood from my toes. 


Besides it's like  
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thinking an umbrella could stop a tsunami 
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Or forgetting to unwrap a peperami 
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You wouldn't do it girl 
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So why'd you do it to me? 

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Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady 
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Why do you think you know best? (Why?) 

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I just want your loving girl 
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I don't want your baby 
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So I promise to aim for your chest 

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I understand that you've got issues 
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But it's okay baby, I got tissues 
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And if that's not enough to set your world on fire 
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I also got an african choir. 

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