Candidate Ukulele tab

	  Intro: Bm  E  A 

F#m                                   E 
Inside every teenage girl there's a fountain 
F#m                                           E 
Inside every young pair of pants there's a mountain 
Bm            E           A                   F#m 
Inside every mother's eyes is Tommy Tinkrem's bed 
Bm            E           A             F#m    E 
Inside every candidate waits a grateful dead 


Bm                     F#                  G 
I make it a thing, when I'm on my own to relieve myself 
Bm                     F#                  G 
I make it a thing, when I gazelle on stage to believe in myself 
Bm                     F#                               E 
I make it a thing, to glance in window panes and look pleased with myself 
            G      E        Bm 
Yeah, and pretend I'm walking home 

(Bm  E  A) 

F#m                               E 
I took it so bad, I sat in the correction room 
F#m                           E 
Took me a fag, and a kick in the moon 
Bm                            E 
Well, I ain't gonna suck no radar wing 
           A              F#m 
Because inside this tin is tin 
  Bm                 E                 A             F#m       E 
Would you like to techno-plate 'cause I'm your candidate, oh yeah 


                  Bm 
It's a matter of life 
         F#                       G 
And the way you walk, you've got a BrylCream queen 
                  Bm 
It's a matter of tact 
         F#                         G 
In the things you talk, that keeps his passport clean 
             Bm 
A matter of fact 
        F#                             E 
That a cock ain't a cock on a twelve inch screen 
          G            E      Bm 
So I'll pretend I'm walking home 

(Bm  E  A) 

F#m                                     E 
You don't have to scream a lot to keep an age in tune 
F#m                                     E 
You don't have to scream a lot to predict monsoons 
Bm                       E 
You don't have to paint my contact black 
     A                 F#m 
Now I've hustled a pair of jeans 
 Bm                      E              A            F#m      E 
Do I have to give your money back when I'm the Fuhrerling? 


                 Bm 
I'll make you a deal 
         F#                         G 
I'll say I came from Earth and my tongue is taped 
                 Bm 
I'll make you a deal 
         F#                       G 
You can get your kicks on the candidate 
                 Bm 
I'll make you a deal 
                 F#                 E 
For your future's sake, I'm the candidate 
        G            E        Bm 
Lets pretend we're walking home 



 Bm      E   A  Bm 
Uh-huh, uhhh 
 E 
I'm the candidate 
 A            Bm          E 
Make way for the candidate 
 A            Bm           E  A 
Vote now for the candidate 

(Bm  E  A)