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E 
Don't Bite The Dick, that f**ks you honey 
A 
You gotta to learn, to suck it funny 
E                                              B7 
Not all those dicks taste like rubber, covered with goo 
E 
Some cums clear, some cums milky 
A 
Some cums thick, and some cums silky 
E 
Don't Bite The Dick that f**ks you honey 
B7               E    B7 
It?ll be good to you. 

E 
Momma be proud of your daughter 
A 
Think of all the things you taught her 
E                                  B7 
Not to go in to the water, till she could swim 
E 
How to cook, how to sew 
A 
But there?s other things you know 
E 
You should have taught her about sex 
B7               E 
And it was not a sin. 
You shoulda said? 

 
E 
Don't Bite The Dick, that f**ks you honey 
A 
You gotta to learn, to suck it funny 
E                                              B7 
Not all those dicks taste like rubber, covered with goo 
E 
Some cums clear, some cums milky 
A 
Some cums thick, and some cums silky 
E 
Don't Bite The Dick that f**ks you honey 
B7               E    B7 
It'll be good to you. 

E 
You should have taught her how to suck one 
A 
If you'da taught her how to f**k one 
E                                  B7 
Maybe she would have never snuck one, when you wasn?t home 
E 
You coulda taught her not to fight it 
A 
You coulda told her not to bite it 
E 
You coulda taught her wrong from right 
B7                      E 
But you left her on her own. 
You shoulda said? 

 
E 
Don't Bite The Dick, that f**ks you honey 
A 
You gotta to learn, to suck it funny 
E                                              B7 
Not all those dicks taste like rubber, covered with goo 
E 
Some cums clear, some cums milky 
A 
Some cums thick, and some cums silky 
E 
Don't Bite The Dick that f**ks you honey 
B7               E    B7 
It'll be good to you.