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	  C 
Get attached to a rolling stone  
G 
And yr libel to get crushed.  
F 
Yr better off to sit at home  
C                               G 
And watch the toilet flush. 

C 
I like to sit and look at her. 
 G 
I like to do that so much. 
F 
To stand and act mysterious 
C                       G 
And to watch her blush. 

C 
I know I'm such a weird guy.  
G 
She could never take me serious. 
F 
There's always that green monkey 
C                G 
In around or near us. 


C 
I think sometimes of holdin' her,  
G 
But the picture gets all blurred.  
F 
I see shadows dancin' on my wall. 
C                         G 
Thoughts scatter like birds. 





C 
I wish to God i could touch her hand,  
G 
Somehow make her understand, 
F 
The man I somehow wanna be, 
C       G 
The man I want her to make me. 

C 
But she stands so distant and rolls her eyes. 
G 
She leaves me and I don't know why. 
F 
Nothing seems to make much sense.  
C       G 
I cant appreciate the sky. 


C 
And so I go home lonely,  
G 
Like a wolf without a pack  
F 
I got nothin to put my love in,  
C       G 
Like groceries without a sack. 

C 

Maybe someday when she gets fat, 
G 
She'll think about what she's missed. 
F 
She'll know shell never get me back. 
C       G 
She'll feel just like the pits. 




C 
She'll sit lonely in her apartment, 
G 
Thinkin' about what might have been. 
F 
She'll know her man had come and went. 
G 
Maybe she'll take me seriously then. 

C 
Get attached to a rolling stone  
G 
And yr libel to get crushed.  
F 
Yr better off to sit at home  
C       F 
And watch the toilet flush.