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F 
Have you ever felt sad or lonely 
Dm 
Have you ever felt two feet tall 
Bb 
Have you ever thought Man if only 
C 
I was anybody else at all 
F 
They like to kick you 
Dm 
when times get rough 
Bb 
And you give your all 
C 
But it's not enough 

Bb                          C 
And sticks and stones might break your bones 
    F         Gm         Dm  C 
But words can break your heart 
    Bb                C 
And if you don't know where to go 
     F        Gm       Dm  C 
I'll show you where to start 

F              Dm 
Kill yourself it'll only take a minute 
C 
You'll be happy that you did it 
        Bb 
Just go over to your oven 

And shove your head in it 
F               Dm 
Kill yourself really you should do it 
       C 
There's really nothing to it 
     Bb 
Just grab a mug 

And chug a cup of lighter fluid 

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F Dm Bb C 

F 
I sound un-empathetic 
Dm 
I sound mean and rude 
Bb 
Suicide is an epidemic 
C                              F 
And I don't want to be misconstrued 
               Dm                Bb 
Signs of depression go overlooked 
                  C 
So if you're depressed 

Then you need to book 
  Bb 
A therapy session 
        C 
Talk about your depression 
F     Gm           Dm   C 
Let a professional hear it 
     Bb               C 
But if you search for moral wisdom 
  F      Gm     Dm   C 
in Katy Perry's lyrics then 

F              Dm 
Kill yourself it won't be painful 
C 
If you are able 
   Bb 
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train you'll 
F              Dm 
Kill yourself it's over mull it 
C 
There's a trigger pull it 
Bb 
Get it through your head it being a bullet 

F 
Stick your tongue in a plug 
Dm 
Suck a pipe of exhaust 
Bb 
Make some toast in the tub 
C 
Nail yourself to a cross 
F 
Hold your breath till it's gone 
Dm 
Drink a gallon of mace 
Bb 
Be gay in Iran 
C 
Let Oprah sit on your face 

F 
Jump off of a bridge 
Dm 
Skinny dip in a flood 
Bb 
Sky dive attached to a fridge 
C 
Drink a Haitian guy's blood 
F 
Break into the zoo 
Dm 
Give a tiger a shove 
Bb 
Eat a Phillips head screw 
C              F 
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