They caught my girlfriend Ukulele tab

	     intro:D A B A# 4x 
 
            D              A  
         we dated at the distance  
         is very bad, I know  
         but I like her a lot  
         but not of his neighbor 
 
            D          A 
           he likes her  
          she is also loved  
          never did sex  
     but she has a dog called rex 
           D            A 
         she is very confused 
          G     G#    A 
       her neighbor I hate 
           D            A 
         feel hate of that gay 
           G     G#    A 
        I will masturbate
 
      D         A             B 
    only of thinking that he caught she  
    A# 
    is with the head scratching 
      D         A             B 
    preferred to have seen him sucks goat  
       A# 
      of seeing this scene 
 
       D                    A 
     that son of an amphibious pig  
        D                    A 
      will pay me with two fists  
        D                    A 
      in his wide and smelly hole  
         D                 A 
         you will be sorry!! 
           D            A 
         she is very confused 
          G     G#    A 
       her neighbor I hate 
           D            A 
         feel hate of that gay 
           G     G#    A 
        I will masturbate