Officer Norris Ukulele tab

	  


Capo IV 


G                                       G7 
Dear Officer Norris is that really your name? 
C                                             
Why do all you police men all look just the same? 
          D7  
With your big heavy pistols and your bullets galore 

I bet your feet are just as flat as the floor 
G                                            G7 
You read us our rights but you read them too fast 
C 
Officer Norris would you please kiss my ass 
G               D7 
Officer Norris, Officer Norris 
C7               G 
Get down on your knees 


G                                               G7 
Oh, ease out, we'll ease out, we shouldn't have tried 
C        
Go down to Columbus, Georgia, we was so fried 
        D7 
And the police they get you if you look strange at night 

If you're wearing polyester double-knit you're alright 
       G                                 G7 
But we only had blue jeans; our eyes was red 
C 
Said they knew that we was awful; all the good folks was in bed 
    G                  D7 
But what do they know? What do they know? 
C7                   G 
They don't know everything 


G                                       G7 
No sheets on the bed, just a blanket of blue 
C 
If I was your mama I'd run out on you 
     D7 
Were you in Korea and Vietnam, too? 

Or did you learn in college like the young police do? 
            G                                      G7 
You learned how to use handcuffs and time your own breaks 
        C 
Gettin' free cups of coffee, free coffee cakes 
     D7 
From middle-aged women that's already married 

Middle-aged womens that's already married 


G                                  G7 
Officer Norris is that really your name? 
C                                             
Why do all you police men all look just the same? 
          D7  
With your big heavy pistols and your bullets galore 

I bet your feet are just as flat as the floor 
G                                            G7 
You read us our rights but you read them too fast 
C 
Officer Norris would you please kiss my ass 
G               D7 
Officer Norris, Officer Norris 
C7               G 
Get down on your knees