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I'm a son-of-a-gun and a dad-gum joker 
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I'm just a crazy, old laid-back loafer 
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I got a dog looks like a gopher 
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And he's been a pretty good friend 

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Play my guitar for the girls I'm meetin' 
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Writing the songs from the books I'm readin' 
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I find it odd that I'm breaking even 
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Look at the money I've spent 


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I'm going through life on a one way ticket 
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Ain't looking back, no, I don't want to miss it 
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I'm gonna dip my toes in the river of life 
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Got a big bucket list, and before I kick it 
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Gonna buy me a Harley and Route Sixty-Six it 
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Got a one way ticket and I'm gonna enjoy the ride 

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Threw a dart at the map and it landed on Phoenix 
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She looked at me like I was from Venus 
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I grabbed the keys and she grabbed a Kleenex 
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I headed off into the night 

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I'm nothing more than a modern day Jonah 
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In the belly of a whale they call Arizona 
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Ordering hot wings and cold Coronas 
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Taking one town at a time 


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I'm going through life on a one way ticket 
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Ain't looking back, no, I don't want to miss it 
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I'm gonna dip my toes in the river of life 
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Got a big bucket list, and before I kick it 
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Gonna buy me a Harley and Route Sixty-Six it 
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Got a one way ticket and I'm gonna enjoy the ride 

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I'm going through life on a one way ticket 
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Wanna visit New England and sail the Pacific 
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Gamble in Reno, give Frappuccino a try 
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Gonna call up the boss man and tell him to stick it 
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Change the to-do's, to the already did it's 
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Got a one way ticket and I'm gonna enjoy the ride 
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I got a one way ticket and I'm gonna enjoy the ride 

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