Modern Man Ukulele tab

	   Intro:F Db G# Eb F
       Db G Db Eb F  
  F                Db     
 I've got nothing to say, 
  F                Db   
 I've got nothing to do,
  F                 G#           
 All of my neurons are functioning smoothly
    Db                     Eb       F  
 Yet still I'm a cyborg just like you.
  F                    Db   
 I'm one big myoma that thinks, 
  F                Db   
 My planet supports only me,
  F                          G#    
 I've got this one big problem will I live forever?
     Db               Eb        F
 I've got just a short time to see.
 Chorus:
  F   G#       Eb        F Eb    F 
 Modern man - evolutionary betrayer, 
  F   G#       Eb        F Eb    F 
 modern man - ecosystem destroyer,
  F   G#       Eb        F Eb    F 
 Modern man - destroy yourself in shame, 
  F   G#       Db                 Eb   
 Modern man - pathetic example of earth's organic heritage.
 F                Db  
 When I look back and think, 
  F                Db  
 When I ponder and ask "why?"
  F                 G#     
 I see my ancestors spend 
           Db                     Eb       F
 With careless abandon assuming eternal supply
  F   G#       Eb       F Eb    F
 Modern man - evolutionary betrayer
  F   G#       Eb       F Eb    F
 Modern man - ecosystem destroyer
  F   G#       Eb       F Eb    F
 Modern man - destroy yourself in shame
  F   G#       Db                                Eb   
 Modern man - pathetic example of earth's organic heritage,             
  Db                     Eb      
 Just a sample of carbon-based wastage             
  Db                  Eb                 F 
 Just a f***ing tragic epic of you and I . . .
 
 Ending:  Db     F  Db     F  G#      Db     Eb     F