You Ain't Dolly (and You Ain't Porter) Ukulele tab

	  

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          E 
You ain't Dolly 
              A 
And you ain't Porter 
                   B7 
She's a little bit fuller 
                       B 
And you're a whole lot shorter 
            E 
Let's dance all night 
              B              A 
And fill the jukebox full of quarters 
                E 
Cause you ain't Dolly 
B                   E 
  No, and you ain't Porter 

E                                             B 
Well I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots 
B7                                    E 
Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit 
E                                         A 
That's cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night 
B                                        B7 
Well if I get drunk enough to sing, hell I just might 
         E                                 A 
Hey now, don't you worry cowboy, cause I'll get you through 
      B                                   E 
We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do 

                E 
Cause you ain't Dolly 
              A 
And you ain't Porter 
                   B7 
She's a little bit fuller 
                       B 
And you're a whole lot shorter 
            E 
Let's drink all night 
              B              A 
And fill the jukebox full of quarters 
                E 
Cause you ain't Dolly 
B                   E 
  and you ain't Porter 

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E                                             B7 
You'll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday 
         B                                  E 
Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey 
E                                           A 
Why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way 
     B                                B7 
Well baby that sounds tempting, but I just can't stay 
   E                                     A 
Oh we won first prize cowboy, let's just split the dough 
      B                           E 
Honey I will always love you, but we'll never know 

                E 
Cause you ain't Dolly 
              A 
And you ain't Porter 
                   B7 
She's a little bit fuller 
                             B 
Yeah, and you're a whole lot shorter 
              E                    B               A 
We danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters 
                E 
Cause you ain't Dolly 
B               E       A 
  And you ain't Porter, no 
              E 
No, you ain't Dolly 
B               E 
  And you ain't Porter