Teddy Picker Acoustic Ukulele tab

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Despair to the point till they provoke 
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The punchline before they have told the joke 
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The sheer desperation to be seen 
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Staring at the television screen 
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Despair to the point where they provoke 
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You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke 
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Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist 
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It wasn't in the top 100 list 
               F                       E 
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, 
        Am 
Don't be surprised when you get bent over, 
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He told ya, that you were gagging for it 
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She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed 
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The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means 
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Another variation on a theme 
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A tangle on the television and the magazine 
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D'you reckon that they do it for a joke? 
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D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath? 
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That says "we are defenders 
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Of any poseur or professional pretender around" 
             F               E 
When did your list replace the twist and turn? 
Am 
Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern 
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And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers 

Save it for the morning after 

Solo 

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             F                       E 
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, 
Am 
Don't be surprised when you get bent over, 
F            E                          D# 
He told ya, that you were gagging for it 
F                        
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker 
E 
Not quick enough can I have it quicker? 
Am 
Already thick and you're getting thicker 
F 
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker 
E 
Not quick enough can I have it quicker? 
D# 
Already thick and you're getting thicker 
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Asuming that all things are equal, 
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Who'd want to be men of the people 
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When there's people like you?