I Was Just Flipped Off By A Silver Haired Old Lady Ukulele tab

	   
    
   
 

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I was just flipped off by a   
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silver haired old lady, with a   
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honk if you love Jesus  
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sticker on the bumper of  
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her car.  


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I was feeling pretty Christian, I  
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was loving all my neighbors,  
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When I saw that bumper sticker  
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there, I didn't think twice.  
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My hand went for my horn, And I   
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pushed it with conviction.  
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When I saw that lady's finger, It  
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'Bout put my heart on ice.  


 


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And it makes me want to cry, But  
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 I may never have the gumption now   
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To read those one line sermons in  
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bright yellow, black and white.  
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I've been buoyed up so many times   
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While stuck in rush hour traffic,  
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And forgive me Lord, for saying, But   
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my faith is weak tonight.  
 


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You say, 'Maybe it's a rental. She could  
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be the second owner.  
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She could be a Godless sinner In a   
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loaner from a friend.'  
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While that helps (I do feel better),  
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I just can't help but see it  
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As a sign the world is doomed, And  
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 we're that much closer to The End.  


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