Mr. Cheesy Pick-up Line Ukulele tab

	   

Intro: C   G (2x) 

C                               G 
I step through the doors of the nightclub, 
N.C. 
Ladies dancing all around me, 
C                            G 
I go to the bar and I order a drink, 
N.C. 
An apple martini, 
C                                 G 
Youre sitting there and youre all alone, 
N.C.  
Oh, what should I do? 
C                       G 
I grab a seat and make my move, 
N.C. 
And I whisper to you, 
Am    G 
Girl, did you just fart? (No, why?) 
Am                      G 
Cause you just blew me away, 


C      G              Am 
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, 
                 G 
Im droppin these lines all the time, 
C             G                             Am                      
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny, 
                     G                 
But Im trying to get up on that behind, 
C              G           Am 
Just give me a kiss or be my miss, 
      G 
Girl, itll be fine, 
Am                  G 
I know my names not Elmo, 
N.C.                      C 
But you can tickle me anytime, 


G                      C 
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, 
                         G 
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,) 
                      C 
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, 


C                                  G 
Now, I dont understand just what I say, 
N.C.  
That makes you walk away, 
C                                                G                            
When I tell you that your pants are sprayed with Windex, 
N.C. 
Cause I see myself in them today, 
C                             G 
Or when I say that Im a love pirate, 
N.C. 
And Im here for your booty, 
C                            G 
Girl, hold my hand and be my blowfish, 
N.C. 
And Ill be your Hootie, 
Am                G 
Girl, Im like a Rubix cube,  
Am                                      G 
The more you play with me that harded I get, 


C       G              Am 
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, 
                  G 
Im droppin these lines all the time, 
C              G                             Am 
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny, 
                      G 
But Im trying to get up on that behind, 
C               G             Am 
So, how bout a date? Or be my mate, 
G 
Girl, itll be fine, 
Am                  G 
I know Im not Fred Flintstone,  
N.C.                             C 
But I can make your bed rock anytime, 


G                      C 
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, 
                         G 
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,) 

Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up, 


Am            G 
I can be your Jedi master, 
Am                     G 
If you let me stick my force in you, 
Am                  G                 Am 
Do I need a special library card to check out that ass? 
                G 
And keep it overdue? 


C                           G 
Women dont see or notice my charm, 
N.C. 
When I spit my game, 
C                                                G 
When I tell them Im like milk, Ill do their body good, 
N.C. 
They just call me lame, 
C                                    G 
But Im a really nice guy, I love to listen, 
N.C. 
So I know what youre thinkin, 
C                                  G 
But seriously, girl, if you were a President, 
N.C. 
Youd be Baberaham Lincoln, 
Am               G 
I got the F, the C, & the K, 
Am                G 
All I need now is U, 


C      G              Am 
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, 
                 G 
Im droppin these lines all the time, 
C              G                             Am 
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny, 
                      G 
But Im trying to get up on that behind, 
C                G                       Am 
So, how bout we bounce, back to my parents couch, 
      G 
Girl, itll be fine, 
Am                       G                                       C 
Oh, hi, my first name is Pogo, and you can jump on my stick anytime, 

     
G                      C 
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, 
                         G 
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,) 
                       C 
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, 
                         G 
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,) 
                       C 
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, 
                         G 
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,) 
        Am     G       C 
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,