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Intro: E    G5    E    A5    E    D/A     E  

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If you're havin' trouble with the high school head 
                                      D   E  
He's givin' you the blues 
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You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed 
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Here's what you gotta do 
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Pick up the phone  I'm always home, call me anytime 
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Just ring three six two, four three six  o  
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I lead a life of crime  

 
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Dirty deeds done dirt cheap 
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Dirty deeds done dirt cheap 
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Dirty deeds done dirt cheap 
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Dirty deeds they're done dirt cheap 
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Dirty deeds they're done dirt cheap 
 

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You got problems in your life of love 
                  D   E  
You got a broken heart  
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He's double dealin' with your best friend 
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That's when the tear drops start, fella  
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Pick up the phone, I'm here alone, or make a social call  
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Come right in , forget about him  
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We'll have ourselves a ball  

**Chorus 

Break:    B   E     **Per Intro 

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If you got a lady and you want her gone 
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But you ain't got the guts 
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She keeps naggin' at you night and day 
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Enough to drive you nuts  
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Pick up the phone, leave her alone 
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It's time you made a stand  
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For a fee     I'm happy to be 
                 D      E   
Your back door man. Whoo! 



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Concrete shoes, cyanide, T. N. T. 
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Done dirt cheap 
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Neck-ties, contracts, high voltage 
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Done dirt cheap 
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Dirty deeds  
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Done dirt cheap 
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Dirty deeds 
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Done dirt cheap 
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They're ready to send him on the cruise