I Can Drink Any Woman Pretty Tablatura

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(Verse 1) 
             
            D                                      G 
She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this county. 
 
    A                                       D 
And I's the loneliest man in the whole damn world. 
 
      G                   A              D                   G 
But I had me a fool proof plan, that I'd learned from my old man. 
 
        D                     A             D 
Yeah, I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl. 
 
      Bmin                                         A 
Now I admit at first I didn't even want that woman near me. 
 
      Bmin                                        A 
Hell, she looked like she'd been beaten up with a rake. 
 
         G                   A                  D          Bmin  
But as I gulped down another round, I said, hey woman hand around. 
 
           G                   A             D 
Yer gettin better looking with every drink I take. 
 
 
(Chorus) 
 
      G           A         D 
Cause I can drink any woman pretty. 
 
G              A                   D 
Just give me a bottle and a little time. 
 
    G                A        D            Bmin 
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now, 
 
    G                       A                      D      G A D 
but one more round and that womans gonna look just fine. 
 
 
(Verse 2) 
 
        D                                         G 
She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first met her. 
 
        A                                   D 
She had floppy ears and this big ole busted nose. 
 
           G             A                   D                  Bmin 
And it was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth, 
 
         G                 A                    D 
and them sloppy ole smelly mismatched dimestore clothes. 
 
    Bmin                        A 
But Johnny Walker spiced up her wardrobe. 
 
          Bmin                                 A 
Yeah, and bourbon straightened out that busted nose. 
 
       G               A               D                    Bmin 
Well a couple of vodka shots, add in a little bit of dental work. 
 
G                                       A          D    G  D 
Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marylin Monroe, oh no. 
 
 
(Chorus) 
 
    G                A        D            Bmin 
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now, 
 
    G                       A                       D 
but one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine.