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Intro 
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Oh, I   can't say what qualifies as pain 
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So transfixed by the wavering flame 
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Mortal kings of each grade and grain erased 

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Oh, I'm blessed 

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  The slant may rain,      knows my door 
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Tambourines my floor in four 
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Laughs and shakes my folded face where Jesus mowed my 
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lawn 

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  Fame has legs,      blazing chrome 
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Amputate but it's never quite gone 
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Rakes in clover shown like snakes shine over rate my 
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crime 

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Why kill a man when you can drive him crazy? 
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Why make it end when my amusement always depends on the joke? 

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Won't you lend me my punchline 

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   As a favor, can you be entertained 
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so that day I can savor whatever remains 
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Of hurricanes too rattled to romance massive plates of circum- 

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stances