The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage Teclado

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This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage 
 Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage 
 And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and went to make movies 
 Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams 
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 And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno 
 He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage 
 He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms 
 "Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway" 
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 So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble 
 And Rage Kage live deep in the broiling valley below 
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 Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage 
 He looked at the ground 
 And he looked on the stage 
 The lava was throwing 
And boiling inside the old Kage 
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 As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him 
 He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door 
 He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions 
 He'd screened KG's calls and snorked coke of the ass of a whore 

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 No one respected him 
 They just rejected him 
 No one would represent Kage 
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 Left on the streets of his dreams 
 He'd would cry, and he'd rage for the stage 
Ahahaaa 

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 Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble 
 They send Kage away cause he had gone completely insane 
 So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through 
 The rain To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain 
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 Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!" 
 You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade 
 He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!" 
 Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same!  

 Aaaah!  

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 RAGE KAGE!  
 OH RAGE KAGE!  
 There'd be magic inside that old name 
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 And you know that you know 
 When you're going completely insane 
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Oh the Rage Kage!  
 Oh the Rage Kage!  
 All the line we rolled once again 
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 And you know 
 Yes you know 
 When you're going completely insane 
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 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,  
 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,  
 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,  
 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,  
 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,  
 Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.