Beelz Teclado

	  Intro Em5 F5 G5  G5 
Verse 1 
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ever since first man has walked this earth i have been here 
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to whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear 
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i am the beast the outcast angel fallen from on high 
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i go by many names but there is one you can?t deny 
 

                  C  
my name is satan 
C 
my friends all call me old scratch and i am a capricorn 
   F                                           C 
my turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn 
         G                      F 
i?ve got little devil horns and little goatee 
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little devil eyes to help a little devil see 
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and little cloven hooves make it kind of hard to ski 
          C 
i?m satan 
C 
my real name is beelzebub but you can call me beelz 
  F                                  C 
i love to watch fox news and then go club some baby seals 
          G                      F 
then i?ll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel 
G                    F 
try to wash off that baby seal smell 
G                         F    
then i?ll make a toast to me, hey here?s to my hell 
                 C 
my name is satan  
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to carry on my evil ways i went and had a son 
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and now he makes his living as a singing comedian 
       C  
i?m in every zeppelin album i?m in all rush limbaugh?s rants 
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i?m the reason the boston red sox even had a chance 
         G                             F 
and if i wanna eat your soul i?ll just throw it on the griddle  
      G                           F 
don?t need to make a deal i don?t need to tell a riddle 
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and fuck charlie daniels i don?t care if you can fiddle 
          C 
i?m satan 
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