I Wanna Be A Homosexual Teclado

	   INTRO 
 B  C#  E x2 

Verse: 
B                                                  C#      E  
I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist-- 
B                                        C#     E  
Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a faggot, man 
B                                   C#    E      B  
Mincing ninny, a prancing fairy, merry little queen 
C#                   B        C#             B 
A Bruce LaBruce wet dream, a nancy boy with wings-- 

 
B         F#    G#         E      B  
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual 
F#  G#         E      B  
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual 
F#  G#         E      B  
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual 
F#  G#  E  
I wanna be 

Verse: 
B                                                 C# E 
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!--- 
B                                                                   C# E 
You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine 
B                                          C#      E        B 
So what's the difference, Mr. Cream Rinse, you just need a man 
C#             B       C#               E           B 
A beefy little fag to take you out in drag, oh yeah!-- 

Repeat Chorus 

Bridge: 
E           F#                D#                         G#  
Call me a faggot, call me a butt-lovin', fudge packin' queer 
E                               F#  
I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge 
D#               G#            E               F#  
That makes me wanna drink your beer and be a pansy, and be a homo 

Verse: 
B                                                 C# E 
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!-- 
B                                                           C#              B 
You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street 
B                                              C#         E       B 
Who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts, you're so full of sh*t! 
C#             B                        C#       E         B 
Why don't you admit you don't have the balls to be  a  queer! 

Repeat Chorus and end on B