Trigger Happy Jack Teclado

	  
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He scares easily 
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It makes him so angry 
   Gm 
At me 

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And his head it spins around 
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Just like the exorcist and I 
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Find it ever so 
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Hard to resist his cries 

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But there's nothing more sadistic than an infant 
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Waving his pistol in my face 
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He wants me right down on my knees 
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Crumbling in disgrace 

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But he underestimates my mind 
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I know he's messing with my head 
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My only weakness is 
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I can't believe the guy could be entirely dead 

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Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being 
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Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being 
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Trigger Happy Jack 

You're gonna blow 

But I'm gonna get off 

Before you go 
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My Trigger Happy Jack is just a 
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Drive by a go-go-go   go go 

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     C       D 
And after awhile he calms down 
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And he looks at me like a prince 
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But I know I better bite the bullet 
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Cause it's just another one of his 

Jedi mind tricks 

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But this ain't no headtrip honey 
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This is a collision on the road 
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And you've got me feeling oh just like a roadkill 
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And you know deep down I know 

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Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being 
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Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being 
  A# 
Trigger Happy Ja?k 
You're gonna blow 
But I'm gonna get off 
Before you go 
   G# 
My Trigger Happy Jack is just a 
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Drive by a go-go-go 

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Why do you make me feel like this? 
 G# 
Why do you gotta be such a dick? 
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Why do you make me feeling like this? 
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Why do you gotta be such a dick? 
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Go go 

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C     E 
And I hate myself 
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Just enough to want him 
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But I hate him just enough to get off 
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But I understand him 
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Maybe I'm just crazy enough 
    G# 
To love him 
     A# 
Why not? (Why not?) 

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You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being 
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You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being 
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You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being 
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You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being 
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You can't talk to a psycho like a - normal human being