(Erik Sandin / Fat Mike / Eric Melvin / El Hefe)
Intro Primeira Parte C5 C6 G/B No sleep 'till Fuckneckville F5 C G5 It's kinda funny, you may not realize it until C5 C6 G/B Phone calls stop, can't get laid F5 C G5 You find out where the parties were some time the next day RefrãoF5 Is everybody supposed to be G5 Impressed with your ability C5 A5 To make us feel less significant than you? F5 We're all chippin in to purchase you G5 A one way first class ticket out of town Segunda Parte C5 C6 G/B Millions sold, mega star F5 C5 G5 There's a million assholes with ten million guitars C5 C6 G/B Enjoy it now, soon it ends F5 C5 G5 Suddenly you find yourself without any friends RefrãoD5 F5 One way ticket to seclusion C5 Now you lose it all D5 F5 One way ticket to alienation C5 You're an inside jokeF5 Go ahead keep telling us your G5 15 minute stories about C5 A5 What you had for breakfast and for lunch F5 We're all chippin in for one big humble pie G5 We're gonna smash it in your face F5 Go ahead tell us about your G5 Last week sold out concert C5 A5 And how your new record's gonna top the charts F5 We don't care about your expenses G5 We just wanna have a laugh at your expense FinalD5 F5 One way ticket to isolation C5 You can hang with you D5 You've been given a citation F5 C5 For excessive social faux pas and obnoxiousness