California Drought Teclado

	  
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I once heard a song about it never rains in Southern California 
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I once saw a band play at the Farm sober, I hadn't had a drink 
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Like cleaning gums or huggin'bums 
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Or doin' something that you know's good for ya 
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Those times are tedious and tenuous 
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And hopefully much shorter than a blink 

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I'm so easy to deciphe, I could rationalize for life 
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But from all the strife I caused, I gotta go without 
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Taking codones is insane, I don't wanna kill I want more pain 
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So like the California drought, I'm dryin' out 

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I got the one job that it's frowned upon if you're not a user 
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The bands that are all sober are the ones playing the Warped and county fairs 
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I'll go to a meeting and get called a loser 
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Then I get invited to a party from a bro who works at Bayer 

 

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He's got the shit from 1910, bottled H that's genuine 
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I just wanna see what all the hype's about 
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I just gotta try it once, but I say no cuz I got 3 months? 
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And like the California drought, I'm dryin' out 

 

 

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My sponsor should be Ernie Ball or PBR not Pat from Petaluma 
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The chips I want are kale, corn, potato, and for betting on a flush 
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But now I gotta listen to a 20 minute story that's just a rumor 
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And I'm sorry but this nicotine and caffeine don't gimme the same 
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Rush 

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I'm a jest pilot in jux, to positions in a crux 
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I'm not in fashion I'm in flux, so they all doubt 
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I just want some cocaine but it's making me insane 
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I think I may have broken my brain so I'm dryin' out