White Trash Teclado

	  Intro: G  G  G  G 


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I'm finally on the up and up, 
G 
A little 401K 
  G 
Traded in my trailer park for a 
  G 
Neighborhood with a gate 

  C 
Queen finally got her castle 
 C 
Last one on the right you can't miss it 

 G 
Upgraded from the barbed wire 
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Now I got a nice picket 


 
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I can play high class all day 
     F                  F 
But some things never change 



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I can't hide it in a closet, 
          C 
I can't stuff it in a trunk 
   G 
I always know there's treasure buried 
 D 
Somewhere in the junk 

       G 
I can keep it clean on Sundays 
              C 
And keep the lights and water on 
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But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn 


 
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Carnation from a flowerbed 
G 
In a whiskey bottle base 
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Cadillac on a cinder block, 
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Duct tape on every other thing 

 C 
Real ferns in the sunroom 
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Bug zapper by the screen 

     G 
Dog hair on the Restoration Hardware, 
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Who says you can't have nice things? 


 
         G 
I can't hide it in a closet, 
          C 
I can't stuff it in a trunk 
   G 
I always know there's treasure buried 
 D 
Somewhere in the junk 

       G 
I can keep my roots from showin'?? 
          C 
But I'm still dishwater blonde 
    G                 D                   G D F C   G D F C 
But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn 


BREAK: 
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New money, old habits 
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Loveseat in the plastic 
  G 
Steak fingers in a basket 
N.C. 
New money, old habits 


 
         G 
I can't hide it in a closet, 
          C 
I can't stuff it in a trunk 
   G 
I always know there's treasure buried 
 D 
Somewhere in the junk 

       G 
I can keep it clean on Sundays 
              C 
And keep the lights and water on 
    G                 D                  G 
But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn 

           G 
Got more rooms than the Joneses, 
            C 
Y'all, and I'm still addin' on 
    G                 D                  G    G  G  G  G 
But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn 


OUTRO: (Play G chgord throughout) 
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I'm finally on the up and up 

I'm finally on the up and up, up and up 

Up and up, up and up, up and up 

Up and up, up and up, up and up 

Up and up, up and up, up and up 

Up and up, up and up, up and up 

Up and up, up and up, up and up 

Up and up, up and up, up and up 

Up and up, up and up, up and up 

Up and up, up and up, up and up 

Up and up, up and up, up and up