In Spite Of Ourselves Teclado

	  Intro 
C    F    G    C 
 
HIS VERSE 
CShe don't like her eggs all runny 
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny 
She Flooks down her nose at money 
She Cgets it on like the Easter Bunny 
GShe's my baby, I'm her honey 
I'm never gonna let her Cgo G C 
 
HER VERSE 
CHe ain't got laid in a month of Sundays 
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies 
He Fain't too sharp but he gets things done 
CDrinks his beer like it's oxygen 
GHe's my baby, And I'm his honey 
Never gonna let him Cgo G  C 
 
COMBO Chorus 
In spite of Fourselves 
We'll end up a'sittin' on a Crainbow 
Against all Godds 
Honey, we're the big door Cprize G  C 
We're gonna Fspite our noses 
Right off of our Cfaces 
There won't be nothin' but big old Ghearts 
Dancin' in our Ceyes. G  C 
 
HIS VERSE 
CShe thinks all my jokes are corny 
Convict movies make her horny 
She Flikes ketchup on her scrambled eggs 
CSwears like a sailor when she shaves her legs 
GShe takes a lickin' but she keeps on tickin' 
I'm never gonna let her Cgo. G  C 
 
HER VERSE 
CHe's got more balls than a big brass monkey 
He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie 
FHe's sly as a fox and crazy as a loon 
CWhen payday comes, he's howlin' at the moon 
GBut he's my baby.  I don't mean maybe 
Never gonna let him Cgo G C 
 
In spite of Fourselves 
We'll end up a'sittin' on a Crainbow 
Against all Godds 
Honey, we're the big door Cprize G  C 
We're gonna Fspite our noses 
Right off of our Cfaces 
There won't be nothin' but big old Ghearts 
Dancin' in our Ceyes.  G  F  C 
 
Repeat Chorus 
 
There won't be nothin' but big old Ghearts 
Dancin' in our Ceyes.  G  F  C