Pig-Me and the Whore Teclado

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Big bottomed fraulein, put your weight on me   
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Said the pygmy to the whore   
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Desperate for more in his assault upon the mountain   
  
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little man his youth a fountain overdrafted and still counting   
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vernacular verbose   
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an attempt in getting close to where he came from   
  
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in the doorway of the stars, between Blandford Street and Mars   
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proposition deal, fly button feel   
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testicle testing, wallet ever bulging   
  
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dressed to the left divulging the wrinkles of his years   
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wedding bell induced fears shedding bell end tears   
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in the pocket of her resistance   
    
  
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international assistance flowing generous and full   
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to his never-ready tool   
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pulls his eyes over her wool   
  
E                      D   
and he shudders as he comes   
E                      D                A                       E   
and my rudder slowly turns me into the Marylebone Road