Rich Young Dumb Nympho Teclado

	  single strum first and last verse     
                     
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well welcome everybody to Willies place 
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You can pull up a chair or you can  pull up my face                      
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we got everything, the only thing that we lack 
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is a rich young dumb  nymphomaniac 

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I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac  
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To drive me around in her cadillac 
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If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back 
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I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac
 
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we'll give her great big tits and a little bitty ass 
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a fucking machine that never runs out of gas 
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a body like nobody's ever seen before 
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she recently inherited a liquor store 
  
Chorus 

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well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight 
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she doesn't give shit if I stay out all night 
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I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile 
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take of our clothes then we fuck in a pile 
  
Chorus 

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Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs 
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the best in the west at cooking chinese food 
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she doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes 
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she always compliments me on the size of my hose 
  
Chorus 

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we'll make her three feet tall 
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and stand about to here 
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with a flat spot on her head  
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so I can rest my beer 
  
Chorus