Sealclubbing Teclado

	  E 
I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich 
       B7               E 
When a man walked up to me 
           B7 
'Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question? 
   E 
If music be the food of love are you the indigestion?� 
B7                   E 
Oh-oh-oh-oh possibly yes. 

E 
Found myself standing 'mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads 
       B7                   E 
When a frail voice asked of me: 
           B7 
Would you mind, dear boy, I just can't stand all this tension 
E 
Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pensionâ?� 
B7                    E 
No-oh-oh-oh, fuck off no. 

E 
Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom 
        B7                  E 
When he reached out for the jar 
   B7 
He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet 
  E 
A Haliborange overdose that's not the right way 
   B7                           E 
To ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, to kill yourself. 

E 
Down beside the babbling brook I was trying to sketch myself a stallion 
         B7               E 
When the stallion said to me: 
            B7 
That's the third biro that you've broke and all day I cannot wait 
        E 
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mateâ?� 
B7                             E 
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh said the stallion. 

E         G      B7  E 
Me and my girl  sealclubbing 
          G      B7         E 
Me and my girl  out on the ice 
          G      B7  E 
Me and my girl  sealclubbing 
          G      B7    E 
Me and my girl  oh so nice. 

E         G      B7  E 
Me and my girl  sealclubbing 
          G      B7         E 
Me and my girl  out on the ice 
          G      B7  E 
Me and my girl  sealclubbing 
          G      B7     E 
Me and my girl  oh paradise.