Improv Workshop Mimeshow Gobshite Teclado

	  
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Tower block, you couldn't score in a tower block 
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Do you wash plates down the WI? 
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Went down town, down town, saw you pasteling the precinct floor 
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Had no qualms but I complained anyway. 
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'Cos I'm the big cheese down at the Tourist Information 
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I work out of Barmouth where the bathing is safe 
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Dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshite 
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Out on to the sandbank and then send in the clowns. 
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We must do brunch sometime, that place by Pineapple 
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Cats, Phantom, Starlight, Les 
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It's the cohorts from the dance class 
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And they haven't paid their domino fees. 
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How many of yous lot know that song by Blackfoot Sue 
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"I'm Standing In The Road" 
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Was penned by the burly physio of non-league Farnborough Tow-w-w-w-n? 
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Big cheese down at the Tourist Information 
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Come forth with your queries and I'll wade out for miles. 
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Never trust a Crown Green bowler under thirty 
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The future's so dull I've gotta sing torch songs. 
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Ah dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshite 
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Face paint, Left Banke, Kenneth, Em,  A D A, Rainer Werner,  
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Cokeheads, cokeheads, cokeheads.