Bogus Official Teclado

	  
Intro: D7 A 
 
        A 
I'm the man that you need on the day that it rains 
        D 
I'm the wiser advisor on capital gains 
        E 
I'm the lowlife pretending to look at your drains 
      D (no chord)                      D7 A  
I'm a bogus official - don't let me in. 
        A 
I'm the police, I'm the clergy, I'm measures and weights 
        D 
I'm the chap doing the survey on alley gates 
          E 
I need to know where you'll be on the following dates 
           D                 D7 A 
'Cos I'm a bogus official - nice dress. 
A 
Courteous, friendly, jolly and fat 
       D 
With a smile saying "look, I know it's under the mat" 
  E 
I don't give a fuck about your missing cat 
    D (no chord)    A 
B-O-G-U-S official.