I Hate Everything Teclado

	                               To play without capo see below 
Intro - Am   D   C   G   
 
G 
He was sittin there beside me throwing doubles down 
 
When he ordered up his third one he looked around 
                  C                                     G 
Then he looked at me an said I do believe I’ll have one more 
          Am             G/B                 C 
He said I hate this bar        and I hate to drink  
       Am             G/B       C            G 
But on second thought tonight I think I hate everything 
 
 
 
G 
Then he opened up his billfold and threw a twenty down 
 
And a faded photograph fell out and hit the ground 
                C                                       G 
And I picked it up he said thank ya bud I put it in his hand 
          Am              G/B            C 
He said I probably oughta throw this one away  
      Am                G/B        C         G 
Cause she’s the reason I feel this way I hate everything 
 
 
 
Chorus 
C 
Well I hate my job and I hate my life 
          G                  D                  Am                   
And if it weren’t for my two kids I’d hate my ex-wife 
C 
I know I should move on and try to start again 
      G              D        Am             C                   
But I just can’t get over her leaving me for him 
        Am                 D                  C 
Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring  
             G 
 said I hate everything 
 
 
 
 
G 
He said that one bedroom apartment where I get my mail 
 
Is really not a home its more like a jail 
                C                                        G 
With a swimming pool and a parking lot view man its just great 
       Am      G/B             C 
I hate summer, winter fall and spring  
Am            G/B             C            G 
Red and yella purple blue and green I hate everything 
 
 
 
 
Chorus 
 
C 
Well I hate my job and I hate my life 
          G                  D                  Am                   
And if it weren’t for my two kids I’d hate my ex-wife 
C 
I know I should move on and try to start again 
    G                D        Am            C                   
But I just can’t get over her living me for him 
        Am                  D                 C 
Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring  
             G 
 said I hate everything 
 
 
 
Solo -  C   G   D   Am   C   Am    D   C   G 
 
 
G 
So I pulled out my phone and I called my house 
 
Said babe I’m coming home we’re gonna work this out 
               Am       D  C                           D    C 
I paid for his drinks          and I told him thanks 
                   G 
Thanks for everything 
 
 
 
 
Capo - 3        Without capo change to these 
G---------------------Bb 
C---------------------Eb 
D---------------------F 
Am--------------------Cm 
 
If played without capo it sounds better when playing the Bb 
barred at the 6th fret and play other chords in the same relation.