Billy B. Bad Teclado

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Down in Texas near the D.F.W, 
 
Among the scrubs and patios and barbecues 
    F 
Was born a suburban boy named Billy B. Bad 
      C      
Had a white bread momma and a rock and roll dad 
       G 
Didn't have much soul or country roots 
       C 
But he sure looked cute in his cowboy suit 
  
Chorus 1: 
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B-B-B-B-Billy (Billy) Billy B. Bad 
        C 
B-B-B-B-Billy (Billy) Billy B. Bad 
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B-B-B-B-Billy (Billy) Billy B. Bad 
        C  
B-B-B-B-Billy (Billy) Billy B. Bad 
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He can spot a trend and he knows a fad 
       C  
He's a country singer named Billy B.Bad 
  
He sounds like everybody on the radio 
He's building up his biceps for his video 
The people at the label said we like to start them young 
We know your twenty three but we'll say your twenty one 
They played him some Strait and they played him some Jones 
Now his got that country music way down in his bones 
  
Chorus 2:  
B-B-B-B-Billy (Billy) Billy B. Bad 
B-B-B-B-Billy (Billy) Billy B. Bad 
B-B-B-B-Billy (Billy) Billy B. Bad 
B-B-B-B-Billy (Billy) Billy B. Bad 
Watch out for your daughters, He's goona drive 'em mad 
The country sex symbol called Billy B. Bad 
  
Now poor ol' Billy's at the end of the line 
He's over the hill 'cause he's pushing twenty nine 
He's not as young and he's not as handsome 
He just tested positive for Branson 
He'll never be that hot again 
Look for his music in the oldies bin 
  
Chorus 3:  
B-B-B-B-Billy (Billy) Billy B.Bad 
B-B-B-B-Billy (Billy) Billy B.Bad 
B-B-B-B-Billy (Billy) Billy B.Bad 
B-B-B-B-Billy (Billy) Billy B.Bad 
What a great carrer he had 
Say goodbye to Billy B.Bad