VERSE 1: E A I'd awoken from a coma E B And I saw you hangin' there E A C#m You had asked me to try to speak to you A B A E But I just jumped up in the air E A Then we started shakin' and I was so scared E B But you led me safely from that room E A C#m And then you helped me disable the deadly neurotoxin A B A E That would have surely spelled my doomVERSE 2: (Same chords as verse 1) Well I remember those times we were together When you weren't totally insane Breakin' windows and solving puzzles My oh my, how things have changed CHORUS 2: (Repeat chorus) BRIDGE: C#m F# I never called you a moron C#m I never said that you looked fat F# I never claimed you were adopted C#m Or asked you to buy me a hat E I only wanted to help you B 'Cause I thought that you'd help me C Then I found out you were evil as evil Can be......yeah! GUITAR SOLO: (Chords of chorus) VERSE 3: (Same chords as verses) You were my best friend but you know it had to end Because nothing gold can stay When you said that I'd die I felt a teardrop in my eye That's when I started to say.. CHORUS 3 (Repeat chorus) CHORUS 4 (Same chords) Wheatley, why'd you make me kill you? Shot you through a portal to the moon You're floatin' round in space And I just can't replace This Wheatley-sized hole in my... HeartA E So Wheatley, why'd you try to kill me? A B E After all that we'd been through A B C#m B A Everything we'd done seemed like so much fun A Am E But I just don't know what happened to you