White Trash Teclado

	  
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When I met her she was a beauty queen who wanted something more             

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Now she's hanging out with me in front of the liquor store 

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And it won't start when I shut it off 

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So she has to get the beer 

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She puts it in the back seat 

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And she quietly says to me 


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When, exactly, did we become white trash 

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How come we got seven dogs living in the garage 

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How come the only eight track in our car is Johnny Cash? 
           
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When, exactly, did we become white trash? 


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Now she tells all our friends that I've got my PhD 

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But it stands for Post Hole Digger 

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It ain't exactly a degree 

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And there's curtains on the windows 

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And we hardly watch TV 

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And that double-wide is triple-wide 

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Now that's she's with me 


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And she says 

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When, exactly, did we become white trash 

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How come we got seven dogs 

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Who burned down the garage 

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How come the only eight track in our car is Johnny Cash? 

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When, exactly, did we become white trash 

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Girls: When, exactly, did we become white trash 

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Boys: When, exactly, did we become white trash 

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Santa Cruz: When, exactly, did we become white trash