Richie And Ruben Teclado

	  
Intro: F Dm Gm C 

F                                   Dm 
They opened up a bar called "Living Hell" 
                                     Gm 
Right from the start it didn't go too well 
                                   C 
They didn't have the vibe or quite the right clientele 

F                                          Dm 
They bought a velvet rope and the door man laughed 
                                  Gm 
They got robbed blind by half the wait staff 
                   C 
Six short weeks and they were forced to sell 

Bb         F 
Richie and Ruben 
Ab                      Eb 
Don't know what they're doin' 
Bb         F 
Richie and Ruben 
                  C 
Are both a little out of their minds 
Don't give 'em a dime 
They'll blow through your dough 
                             F 
Just like they blew through mine 
             Dm 
A-whoa a-a-o 
       Gm 
Whoa-o a-a-o 
Where did the money go? 
C 
Where did the money go? 

F                                   Dm 
They opened a boutique they called "Degree" 
                               Gm 
Together with some kid from F.I.T. 

Though later it turned out he never quite 
C 
Got his degree 

F                                    Dm 
Eleven hundred bucks for a ripped up shirt 
                                           Gm 
That came pre-stained with bleach and black dirt 

Seemed just a little bit 
C 
Too steep to me - e - e -   - e - e 

Bb         F 
Richie and Ruben 
Ab                      Eb 
Don't know what they're doin' 
Bb         F 
Richie and Ruben 
                  C 
Are both a little out of their minds 
Don't give 'em a dime 
They'll blow through your dough 
                             Dm 
Just like they blew through mine 

Bridge:
 
Dm                 Gm 
And ever since the seventh grade 
                        C               C7 
They've been sayin that "we've got it made" 
              Ab 
And I haven't gotten paid 
       F#         F 
Gotten paid at all 
             Dm 
A-whoa a-a-o 
           Gm 
Whoa-o A-A-o 
Where did the money go? 
C 
Where did the money go? 

Bb         F 
Richie and Ruben 
Ab                      Eb 
Don't know what they're doin' 
Bb         F 
Richie and Ruben 
                 C 
Are both a little 
They're both a little 
They're both a little 
             F 
Out of their minds 

(Pause) 

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