In Which I Kick Harry Potter In The Face Teclado

	  

Intro: Am C G Am 

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On the Hogwarts Express with Crabbe, Goyle, Pansy 
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Chillin' out, maxin', compartment 3-B 
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Well it was to much to expect privacy 
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'Specially with a reject like our friend Harry 
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that's when I started talking about Voldemort 

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As I was explaining my sweet new positch' 
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Thought I saw a shoe or a small piece of fish 
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No it was a shoe that my two eyes did see 
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Under a cloak of invisibility 
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Just then a thought started creeping up on me 
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And I knew exactly what I'd do 
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Make you wish you acted more quickly 
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And that I'd never seen your shoe 
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I'm going to kick you in the face 
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I might do it twenty-seven times just in case 
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I know nothing could ever replace 
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The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face 

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After they left I went through with my plan 
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And tied a tight knot around each of your hands 
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Made you listen to Stryper and "Enter Sandman" 
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Made you hear "Rio" by Duran Duran 
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You didn't like it, what is wrong with you? 

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That made me angry, I was so upset 
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I kicked you hard that your pants you did wet 
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You looked like somebody took a small baby 
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Stuck it in a blender and turned on puree 
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I just kicked you in the face 
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Hey, Harry Potter, how does your blood taste? 
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I know nothing could ever replace 
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The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face 

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I just kicked you in the face 
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Hey, Mr. Potter, how does your blood taste? 
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I know nothing could ever replace 
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The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face 
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The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face