Qualified Teclado

	  
INTRO 1 
 

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Look'a here 
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Better hurry up and check it out 
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Look'a here, look'a here 
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verse 1 
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Your steak 
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Ain't no hipper than my porkchop 
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Your Cadillac 
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Ain't no hipper than my bus stop 
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Your champagne 
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Ain't no hipper than my soda pop 
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Look'a here, I'm ready to take care of business 
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Have no fear, I'm already here 


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I'll tell you now 
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(I'm qualified) 
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You know that I'm qualified 
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(Don't ya know that I'm qualified) 
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verse 2 
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Your top hat 
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Ain't no badder than my stingy brim 
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And your sharkskin 
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Ain't no badder than my Levis, Jim 
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The money you got 
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It ain't no better than a'how your spending, Ben 
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All I've got is a little bit of common sense 
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I believe in my heart, the best teacher is experience 

 
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I'll tell you now 
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(I'm qualified) 
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You know that I'm qualified 
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(Don't ya know that I'm qualified) 
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BRIDGE 1 
E     D     A     E 
E     C     A     E 
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You may find me 
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In a project slum 
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Be hanging out 
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With all the skid row bums 
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I may be sick 
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And I may seem dumb 
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That don't mean you know where 
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I'm coming from 

 

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Look out here 
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Just make a little room 
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verse 3 
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Your social life 
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Ain't no better than my hot dog stand 
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Your edu-ma-cation 
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Ain't no hipper than what you understand 
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Your woman that you got 
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She ain't no hipper than a hard loving band 
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I got the power to control 
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I can see clean through your blindfold 


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I'll tell you now 
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(I'm qualified) 
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You know that I'm qualified 
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(Don't ya know that I'm qualified) 
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BRIDGE 2 
E     D     A     E 
E     C     A     E 
E     D     A     E 
E     C     A     E 
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Look at me, 
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I'm filling up in class 
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And you better watch out 
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I'm filling up fast 
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Can't hang a jacket on me 
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I've been hanging out in the projects 
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Hangin' out with all these rednecks 
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These rubbernecks and rejects