If A Man Answers Teclado

	  

Intro: G 

#1. 
G                                  D                  D7 
If a man answers your phone when I call..ooh..there's gonna  
                                 G 
be some screamin' and that ain't all. 
         G7                         C 
Cause if I'm here callin' you, then who's the who I'm talkin' to? 
        G          Em7           G             Em7          G 
Why any fool could see, that for sure it ain't me..so, if a man  
             D                        G       C G 
answers your phone, then, honey we're through! 

Bridge: 

     D                                G          A 
Now, everything between us used to be fine..till I became a third  
                   D 
party, where there ain't no party line..ya hear me talkin'?? 

#2. 
      G                                D                    D7 
Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again..ooh..and there better  
                          G 
be a soprano on the other end. 
             G7                          C 
Cause if the voice is baritone, when you told me you'd be home alone.. 
               G          Em7          G          Em7 
well, then I'm wastin' my time..not to mention my dime. 
         G                D                      G    C G 
So, if a man answers your phone, then, honey I'm gone! 


INTERLUDE: G D G D G C G Em7 G Em7 D C G 


Bridge: 
     D                                G          A 
Now, everything between us used to be fine..till I became a third  
                   D 
party, where there ain't no party line..ya hear me talkin'?? 

#3. 
      G                                D                    D7 
Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again..ooh..and there better  
                          G 
be a soprano on the other end. 
             G7                          C 
Cause if the voice is baritone, when you told me you'd be home alone.. 
               G          Em7          G          Em7 
well, then I'm wastin' my time..not to mention my dime. 
         G                D                      G     Bb G 
So, if a man answers your phone, then, honey I'm gone! 


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