Danny Tanner Was Not Gay Teclado

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We're here on a Friday, this guitar is from E-Bay. 
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I've heard some of you say, but Danny Tanner Was Not Gay. 

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Tell me why, They lived in San Francisco? 
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Tell me why, They went through lots of   Crisco? 
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Tell me why, I never slept with Dave Coulier? 
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But,   Kimmy Gibbler got it this way. 

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After eight years with them, in a house with two men; 
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They were my second family. 
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The last show shed a tear, then Stamos grabbed at my rear; 
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And, Uncle Jesse was inside of me. 
  
Sometimes the show wan't that funny; 
But, fuck you, made lots of money. 
But, I gave, I gave half to my ex-wife anyway. 
It would've been cheaper if I had been gay. 

Tell me why, Some people called me Faggot? 
Tell me why, maybe 'cause my last name's Saget. 
Tell me why, I suck dick for coke, but that's not the same. 
That doesn't mean Danny Tanner could be gay. 
Oh, oh, oh, no, Danny Tanner was not gay, like Dave Coulier. Oooohhhh.