Welcome To The Internet Teclado

	   

Dm 
Welcome to the internet! 

Have a look around 
Gm 
Anything that brain of yours 

Can think of can be found 
           F 
We've got mountains of content 

Some better, some worse 
   A7 
If none of it's of interest to you 

You'd be the first 

Dm 
Welcome to the internet! 

Come and take a seat 
          Gm 
Would you like to see the news 

Or any famous women's feet? 
        F 
There's no need to panic 

This isn't a test, haha 
A7 
Just nod or shake your head 

And we'll do the rest 

Dm 
Welcome to the internet! 

What would you prefer? 
          Gm 
Would you like to fight for 

Civil rights or tweet a racial slur? 
   F 
Be happy! Be horny! 

Be bursting with rage! 
A7 
We've got a million 

Different ways to engage 

Dm 
Welcome to the internet! 

Put your cares aside 
         Gm 
Here's a tip for straining pasta 

Here's a nine-year-old who died 
          F 
We've got movies and doctors 

And fantasy sports 
      A7 
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings 

Of all the different characters in 
             Dm  
Harry Potter fucking each other 


Welcome to the internet! 

Hold on to your socks 
         Gm 
'Cause a random guy just kindly 

Sent you photos of his cock 
         F 
They are grainy and off-putting 

He just sent you more 
A7 
Don't act surprised 

You know you like it, you whore 

Dm 
See a man beheaded 

Get offended, see a shrink 
        Gm 
Show us pictures of your children 

Tell us every thought you think 
        F 
Start a rumor, buy a broom 

Or send a death threat to a boomer 
   A7 
Or dm a girl and groom her 

Do a zoom or find a tumor in your— 

Dm 
Here's a healthy breakfast option 

You should kill your mom 
           Gm 
Here's why women never fuck you 

Here's how you can build a bomb 
      F 
Which power ranger are you? 

Take this quirky quiz 
A7                            
Obama sent the immigrants to 
A7  Gm  F   E    Dm 
Vac_ci_nate your kids 

        Dm 
Could I interest you in 

Everything all of the time? 
  Gm 
A little bit of everything 

All of the time 
F 
Apathy's a tragedy 

And boredom is a crime 
A7 
Anything and everything 

All of the time 

        Dm 
Could I interest you in everything 

All of the time? 
   Gm 
A little bit of everything 

All of the time 
F 
Apathy's a tragedy 

And boredom is a crime 
A7 
Anything and everything 

All of the time 

( Dm  C  Bb  A7 ) 

Dm        C                 
You know, it wasn't 
Bb          A7 
Always like this 

Dm       C          
Not very long ago 
Bb               A7 
Just before your time 
Dm           C                 
Right before the towers 
Bb      A7 
Fell, circa '99 

Gm                  
This was catalogs 
Dm            A7          Dm 
Travel blogs, a chatroom or two 
           Gm          
We set our sights and 
Dm                A7      C7 
Spent our nights waiting 

    F7 
For you! 
Dm7     Gm7     C7 
You, insatiable you 

F7                    Dm7    
Mommy let you use her iPad 
Gm7        C7 
You were barely two 
       Dm          
And it did all the 
Dm/C#     Dm/C         Bb 
Things we designed it to do 

     Bb               
Now, look at you! 
C 
Oh, look at you! 
D    
You 

G7  Em 
You! 
Am7          D7 
Unstoppable, watchable 

     G7                 Em7          
Your time is now, your inside's out 
Am7         D7 
Honey, how you grew 
       Em       Em/D#          
And if we stick together 
Em/D       A 
Who knows what we'll do? 
       C          D                
It was always the plan to 
        B7            C 
Put the world in your hand 

( Em  Em/B ) 

        Em 
Could I interest you in 

Everything all of the time? 
  Am 
A bit of everything 

All of the time 
G 
Apathy's a tragedy 

And boredom is a crime 
B7 
Anything and everything 

All of the time 

         Em 
Could I interest you in everything 

All of the time? 
  Am 
A little bit of everything 

All of the time 
G 
Apathy's a tragedy 

And boredom is a crime 

B7                           
Anything and everything and 
B7 
Anything and everything 
B7            B7 
And anything and everything and 
                Em 
All of the time