Nudie Bar Blues Teclado

	  




Em                      Am   G 
Driving home in my car 
Em                          Am   G 
I've been at the nudie bar 
Em                          Am   G 
I'm not gonna let her sleep 
       Em                            Am   G 
'cause I want sex, I want it cheap 

Am             C         B 
All the things that I've seen 
    Am            C    B 
and now I want my pornoqueen 

Em                              Am    G 
I'm so happy that you're home 
    Em                         Am    G 
Now get the spermicidal foam 

Em            G 
Just one dance on the lap 
    Am              C        Em/B 
and I'm all braver, ready to snap 

             D 
I've got the nudie bar blues 
Am 
What you gonna do? 
  C                     B 
I need it and I need it bad 
             D 
I've got the nudie bar blues 
Am 
What you gonna do? 
   C                                B 
My balls are blue, my mind is going mad 

    E|--------------| 
    B|--------------| 
    G|--------------| 
    D|--4-----------| 
    A|--2--0--------| 
    E|--------3--2--| 

My wife don't like it when I go 
The devil in me starts to grow 
Coming home all in a rage 
from watching women half my age 

It's not my fault - I lose control 
Naked chicks will take their toll 

If I get home and you're not there 
I'll find a hooker, I don't care 


Just one dance on the lap... 


I've got the nudie bar blues... 


Friday at the nudie bar 
I took it just a step to far 
Saw this little chicken dance 
I knew I had to take the chance 

Followed her home, kicked down the door 
Left her bleeding on the floor 

Guess I must have lost my head 
'cause now that poor girl's lying dead 


Just one dance on the lap... 


I've got the nudie bar blues...