Dearly Beloved Teclado

	   

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Here's a story of an honest man losing religion 
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Climbing the pulpit steps before an eager congregation 
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Then while praying came a wicked inspiration 
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Brothers, sisters, this is what he said 

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"Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved         
(Make no mistake, despite our traits, I've seldom seen) 
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I can't relate to you 
(I can't relate to you) 
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I can't relate to you" 

 

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He was the kinda guy who'd always go right out of his way 
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But more before that crazy notion leaped right into his head 
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And stubbornly crept into every mad perception 
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I can't deny a funny feeling when he said 

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"Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved 
(Make no mistake, despite our traits, I've seldom seen) 
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I can't relate to you 
(I can't relate to you) 
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I can't relate to you" 

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Dearest in memoriam, set phasers to stun 
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And grab yourself a neighbor's skeleton to lean upon 
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Did you know him in life? One filled with regret 
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So soon we all forget we ever met 

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    Do you know my name? 
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    Sing a light refrain 
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    For a man estranged 
I won't deny that I'm inclined to isolate 

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Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved 
(I can't believe) 
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I can't relate to you 
(I can't relate to you) 
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I can't relate to you 
(I can't relate to you) 

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I can't relate to you 
(I can't relate to you) 
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I can't relate to you