Ol' Milwaukee's Best Teclado

	  Capo on 2

          C
I lost my first wife to a woman
        F
Lost my second to a man
        C
Lost my third wife to my cousin
        G
Lost my fifth wife to my aunt

                 C
I said you gotta train them girls 

like bulldogs, boys
       F
If you want to keep them around
        C
I got a case of Old Milwaukee
          G            C
She won't never let me down
          C
I like to drink em with my friends around
F
Suck em back till I hit the ground
        C                                         
They're here with me and 
                          G
they'll be here till the end
         C
Well the wife and the kids and the dogs are gone
      F
And I can't get Jesus on the phone
    C             G                C
But Old Milwaukee's Best is my best friend
They say Old Milwaukee aint the best way
For the American boy to go
I got a dually pickup truck
I got ten miles of open road

My windshield is marked with gravel
And my rearview is streaked with tears
I got the pages of Larry Flint
To show me the honeys of the year

REPEAT CHORUS

Oil prices are dropping now
And my third wife had enough of that
She ran off to the holy land with Yassir Arafat
He's got thirteen girls in a harem
He's got carpets and bags and beads
I got a 12-pack of Old Milwaukee
and I got one more trick up my sleeve

REPEAT CHORUS

My daddy was a preacher
in church full of old outlaws
I've got about as much fear of Satan
as I've got of Santa Claus

And I've read the Revelations
I'm not worried in the least
I got three six-packs of Old Milwaukee
And the number of the beast

REPEAT CHORUS