Come And Join The British Army Acordes

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When I was young, I used to be 
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As fine a man as ever you'd see 
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'til the Prince of Wales, he said to me 
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Come and join the British army 

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Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo 
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They're lookin' for monkeys up in the zoo 
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And since when have I had a face like you? 
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I'd join the British army 

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Sarah Comden baked a cake 
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It's all for poor old Slattery's sake 
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She threw meself into the lake 
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Pretendin' I was balmy 

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Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo 
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I've made me mind up what to do 
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Now I'll work me ticket home to you 
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And  pfft the British army 

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Sergeant Heeley went away 
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And his wife got in the family way 
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And the only words that she could say 
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Was blame the British army 

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Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo 
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Me curse upon the Labour blue 
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That took me darlin' boy from me 
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To join the British army 

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Corporal Sheen's a turn o' the 'bout 
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Just give him a couple o' jars o' stout 
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He'll bake the enemy with his mouth 
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And save the British army 

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Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo 
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I've made me mind up what to do 
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Now I'll work me ticket home to you 
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And  pluck the British army