Next Contestant Acordes

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I judge by what she's wearing 
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Just how many heads I'm tearing 
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Off of assholes coming on to her 
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Each night seems like it's getting worse 
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And I wish she'd take the night off 
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So I don't have to fight off 
Dm            Am 
Every asshole coming on to her 
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It happens every night she works 
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They'll go and ask the DJ 
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Find out just what would she say 
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If they all tried coming on to her 
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Don't they know it's never going to work 
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They think they'll get inside her 
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With every drink they buy her 
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As they all try coming on to her 
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This time somebody's getting hurt 

C              Am 
Here comes the next contestant 

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Is that your hand on my girlfriend? 
Dm      Am        C     G 
Is that your hand? 
Dm           Am 
I wish you'd do it again 
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I'll watch you leave here limping 
Dm           Am 
I wish you'd do it again 
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I'll watch you leave here limping 
C              Am              (Dm) 
There goes the next contestant 

Dm     Am 
I even fear the ladies 
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They're cool but twice as crazy 
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Just as bad for coming on to her 
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Don't they know it's never going to work 
Dm            Am 
Each time she bats an eyelash 
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Somebody's grabbing her ass 
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Everyone keeps coming on to her 
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This time somebody's getting hurt 
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Here comes the next contestant 

Dm      Am        C     G 
Is that your hand on my girlfriend? 
Dm      Am        C     G 
Is that your hand? 
Dm           Am 
I wish you'd do it again 
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I'll watch you leave here limping 
Dm           Am 
I wish you'd do it again 
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I'll watch you leave here limping 
C              Am              (Dm) 
There goes the next contestant 

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I'm hating what she's wearing 
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Everybody here keeps staring 
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Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve 
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This time somebody's getting hurt 
C              Am 
Here comes the next contestant 

Dm      Am        C     G 
Is that your hand on my girlfriend? 
Dm      Am        C     G 
Is that your hand? 
Dm           Am 
I wish you'd do it again 
C              G 
I'll watch you leave here limping 
Dm           Am 
I wish you'd do it again 
C              G 
I'll watch you leave here limping 
C              Am              (Dm) 
There goes the next contestant 

Dm           Am 
I wish you'd do it again 
C                G 
Each night seems like it's getting worse 
Dm           Am 
I wish you'd do it again 
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This time somebody's getting hurt 

C              Am                  Dm 
There goes the next contestant