Cherryeatsworlds - I Can't Stop Punching Toddlers Acordes

	  Intro 
G Bm C 

   G 
Oh officer~ 
  Bm                   C 
I kicked that child in self-defense 
   G 
Oh officer~ 
        Bm                C 
He was alone in Walmart... Fair game? 
    G            G7 
It really wasn't necessary 
   Am             C 
To kick me out of the library 
G 
What are orphans for if not to 
Bm           C 
Ridicule and possibly maim 


Em                     Am 
I promise this has only happened once 
      F                                     G 
Don't listen to that man, I didn't kill his son! 


 
       C                       G 
Okay, I get why I'm banned from Disneyland 
       Am            Em 
But in my defense it wasn't planned 
            C                      G 
I'm at least sixty percent sure he had a knife 
Am               Em 
Clearly he was a threat to my life 

Outro 
   G        Bm C 
Oh officer~ 
   G        Bm C 
Oh officer~ 
          G             Bm            C         G  
Won't you please let me out of this... cell?