Baby I Sold Your Dog On Ebay Acordes

	   
 

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Baby close your eyes 

and hear the words I say 
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Oh I realize 

That you're in a lot of pain 
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and I apologize 

I never wanted it this way, 
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Please...don't cry 

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Baby I sold your dog on eBay 
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We both knew that we had bills to pay 
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It was either him or my PlayStation 2 
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which doesn't even eat food 
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and will never ever pee on the duvet 

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One day I came home 
          
and that dog had escaped 
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he forsook his bone 

and instead he ate 
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everything I own 

from the couch to the drapes 
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I called you on the phone 

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And said "I'm selling him on eBay 
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We both know that we've got bills to pay 
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He peed on season 2 of Deep Space 9 
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That's crossing the line 
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I'm listing the auction today" 

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I put him in a box with some Styrofoam peanuts 
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a bag of kibble and a couple of milk bones 
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the guy online paid for overnight shipping 
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so the very next day he was in Buffalo 

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Oh, please don't cry, 
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Oh, please don't cry, 
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Baby, please don't cry, 
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Goddammit, stop crying. 

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He is an ugly dog 

like a ball of walking fuzz 
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and he poops constantly 

more than any other dog does 
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but we won't have to worry 

about it anymore because 
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please listen to me 

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Yeah I sold him on eBay 
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we both knew that we had bills to pay 
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I got a hundred fifty dollars for 
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that mutt that peed all over my floor 
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and I know they'll be hell to pay 

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Yeah we had bills to pay 
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so I sold her dog on eBay 
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I told her "you have got to understand it 
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yeah, he could sit 
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but he absolutely couldn't stay. 
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yeah, he could sit 
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but he absolutely couldn't stay."