Whiteness Thy Name Is Meltonian Acordes

	  
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Wait for me in sunny orchards; back of beyond 
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I’m hoping for directions from the Slough of Despond 
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 Sonia Lannaman sleeps with the fishes tonight 
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And we’ll make love to Duck Stab and it’ll be alright. 


F            E                Am   G        F 
“I need this life just like I need luminous strides” 
     C         E          F      G F 
Said Harry the Dog to the copper. 


G            C                G               C 
I’m the evil fairground worker in a town near you 
G              C            G                   C 
Let me on your moped – I can see it’s built for two 
F             E                Am      G       F 
 I let Dwight Stones attempt a Fosbury over my head 
C          E            F    G F 
 I want to live ‘till I die. 


G          C               G                       C 
 Like a distinguished lady whipping the top off an egg 
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I’ll throw your tyre ‘round a lamp-post as a tribute to youth. 
F          E           Am      G          F 
 My my, Meltonian what would I do without you? 
C               E       F    G        F        C 
 The cemetery’s full of indispensable cobblers. 


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