Kick My Ass Acordes

	   
Intro: (E)  (E)  
 
(N.C) Well I (E) walked up to the bar   
Laid down my Platinum Card 
And I order 50 longnecks for my new (B) friends 
Well, the barmaid passed them out 
And before we chugged them down 
I held mine up and said, "here's to us", and (E) then (A) 
This (E) blonde slid up to me 
And said, "that was awful sweet" 
Then I saw her boyfriend 
(E7) Wide as he was (A) tall 
Well, he broke up our hug 
With a (E) six-foot-five-inch shove 
And I (B) found myself slammed up, against a (E) wall 
 
Why does (A) everybody want to kick my (E) ass 
I'm just (A) tryin' to have a little fun 
For (B) all the ones who can't 
And just be(A)cause I kiss the prettiest girls 
And I (E) drive my truck to (A) fast 
Why does (A) everybody (B) want to kick my (E) ass 
 
Well, I've (E) never been the kind   
To walk up and pick a fight 
I've always been the kind to get a(B)long 
I throw parties all the time 
And they're always on my dime 
We drink and dance and smoke until the (E) dawn (A) 
Well my (E) style of stress relief 
Sometimes, disturbs the peace 
The police show up, cut (E7) doughnuts in my (A) yard 
And while the Zepplin's playin' loud 
They run (E) off my party crowd 
They (B) cuff my wrists and throw me down, so (E) hard 
 
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Steel Guitar Solo 
 
Lead Guitar Solo 
 
And just be(A)cause I kiss the prettiest girls 
And I (E) drive my truck to (A) fast 
Why does (A) everybody (B) want   
It seems like (A) everybody (B) wants 
Why does (A) everybody (B) want to kick my (E) ass