The Girls On Fox News Acordes

	  

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Well I used to be a Democrat, a liberal no doubt,  
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I didn't think conservatives knew what life's about 
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Then I started leaving the Fox News Channel on 
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If that's the face of the right, I'll tell the left so long. 

Oh, I want a girl like the girls on Fox News,  
Everyone is beautiful any one you choose 
Whoever does the hiring knows how to light my fuse 
Oh, I want a girl like the girls on Fox News,  

There's Gretchen, Megan and Martha, Harris and Patty Ann 
Janis, Jenny, Julie, Maria, Anna and Alison 
Dana, Anisley, Andrea, Uma, Shannon, Molly and Heather 
They Make the bad news on TV look a whole lot  better 

Now please don't call me shallow, a pervert or insane 
Who the heck does not love beauty with brains 
I'll bet you that Bill Clinton, when Hillary walks in 
Quickly switches back from Fox to MSBNN 

Chorus, with Bill wants a girl....   

Now to Doocey, Killmeade and Bolling, Bret, Shep and Shawn 
And all those other hairy legged Geraldos you put on 
I ask you all one question, who would you rather watch 
Cavato or Courtey Friel interview Ed Koch? 

Cause honey sure beats vinegar to wash down the news we need 
Well no one else comes close except for maybe Robin Meade 
They got you blondes and brunettes, even redheads too 
Which proves that they're the only ones with fair and balanced news 

Play Modified Chorus: 
Oh, I want a girl like the girls on Fox News,  
I'd sit there for an hour in Billy Hemmers shoes 
Can't help it if other network girls egos get bruised 
Oh, I want a girl like the girls on Fox News, 

And I like Michele Malkin,  she never makes my red state blue 
And if my wife would let me, hey I'd marry Michelle too 
Save some love for Gretta she's the smartest of you'all 
And when she's off the record, she's the wildest of them all 

Now I'm a Fox News junkie, I watch it all I can 
My liberal days are over, hope Bob Beckle understands 
And I believe that everything O'Riley has to say 
Especially when he has Kiberly Guilfoile on that day