Ed Helms- Allentown Ukulele tab

	  
Intro: C  D  G (2x) 
C  D  G Gsus4 G 

          Em           A       D 
We were living here in alantown 
          Am             D             G 
And its driving all our lives to the ground 
         Em             A            Bm 
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk 
A         G            D/F#        A 
Phil got shot we were beaten by a monk 
            Em          A         D 
Well I was happy and my life was good 
        Am             D        G 
Getting married like a dentist should 
         Em            A      Bm 
Roasting marshmallows on a stick 
         A          G        D/F#         A 
I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick 
           
          Em             A       D 
But we’re living here in Alantown 
            F              D         G 
And they’re taking teddy’s fingers now 
        Am                  Em       G 
And im pretty sure im gonna lose my shit 
           C     D      C           
And shoot alan in the face 
	      G 
Then shoot myself